Decoybetty: A Note to Self

I named my phantom baby Pete.
I was born in the back of subaru in a no U-turn going southbound. Which i personally believe entitles my family to a subaru endorsement.
Deidre is not my real name?
I love men with peculiar noses.
You can e-mail me at decoybetty AT gmail DOT com
Mac and cheese is a food group. Only when it is freshly made, I will not eat left over mac n cheese. It's all congealed and grainy. No can do.
After one confused conversation, I can't stop saying souvereign. You'd be surprised how dangerous those wolverine/souvenir combos are.