People ask me a lot who'd I'd turn gay for. I am not sure why this question comes up in conversation on such a frequent basis. Maybe it's because of Rove's incessant asking of the question?
Regardless, as if there is any question. Ellen. I like my women funny.
Who'd you turn gay/straight for?
I was struggling with how to answer this when I realized the reason I'm struggling is because I already am. :P
ReplyDeleteSo who would I turn straight for?
Angelina Jolie is my stock answer. But I also get turned on by Joan Allen. And by girl-on-girl action. I am the strangest 'mo who reads your blog. LOL
Haha! Oh, Joan Allen. Angie seems to be everyone's stock answer. Good choice!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I just saw the episode of friends where Phoebe sings the barnyard song. Hi-Lar-Ious.
Also, also, What's the episode where sings about the pigeon and love?
OMG I totally forgot about that! That was the VERY first episode of FRIENDS:
ReplyDeleteLove is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh your love,
Your love is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la lalalalala.
LOL!
You can find all her songs here. Fricking hilarious!
http://www.friends-tv.org/ph-songs.html
Playa, puh-leaze. Ellen is the dream woman.
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