This here website does not get a lot of funny internet searches.
A. I hardly ever talk about sex.
B. I quote movies a lot and the people find themselves here by misquoting.
C. I generally forget to look at how people get here because the keyword analysis is so boring.
But today, some poor person found themselves here by googling this: what will happen in my first night with my husband.
*shrugs*
she needs a mother.
ReplyDeleteOr some good friends!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Deidre - I'd prefer to hear that from some good friends vs. my mother.
ReplyDeleteI get some horrific search requests and my blog isn't even that raunchy. Upsets me when it's someone clearly looking for sites with "little boy" pics - and not the appropriate variety. Creeps.
Oh Chris - that is very creepy! People can be so gross!
ReplyDelete"What will happen on my first night with my husband?"
ReplyDeleteCheeses H. Cripes! I hope it went well, at least. *grimaces
Deidre, I am constantly amazed by the searches that bring people to my website! Some of them are super creepy - not surprising since I am Hooking Up Smart. But so many of them are really poignant:
ReplyDelete"I hooked up and had sex but now he isn't calling"
"How do I get a girl to like me even if I am nice?"
"Will he think I am a slut if I sleep with him even though I am in love with him?"
Seriously, I want to reach out and hug these anonymous searchers. I want to tell them it will all be OK.