Friday, March 27, 2009

Sweet as she wanna be.

First of all, I shouldn't be blogging right now. I should be writing a presentation due Monday. But when inspiration hits, it hits! And the reason I haven't posted isn't because of lack of material, but because I am not sure how to fairly tell this part of my life to the internet. I want to tell you all. But is that fair? Do I tell you everything, in a totally pessimistic spirit, about News on the Dating Site Front going with the probability that it won't amount to much and the fellas will never see these posts? Or do I tell you nothing daring for one of them to turn into something?

I haven't decided. But the boy who wouldn't ask me out, asked me out today. I am giddy with excitement. Seriously, giddy. There was hand clapping and Rocky like fist pumps and dance moves. And I keep telling myself to "be cool be cool ice cold" which is a "song" that my cousin and I put on our "Nothing Butt" compilation cd which contains only songs about the booty. This was one of her contributions, we don't know who its by. We don't know why it exists. But we thank The Almighty Moses that it does.


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This is the part where I lose all my readers cuz they be thinkin' I'm some kinda ho (although I totally joined Twenty Four's Twats).

And here's to hoping that my date doesn't end with anyone liein' in my ha-ir.

Also - thanks to bobo-reis for being a good sport and letting me post the ridiculous pictures with the ridiculous song :)

11 comments:

  1. yay for the boy! i'm excited. i want updates. even if they are in the form of emails instead of blog posts because i can understand being personal and all.

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  2. Not so much personal for me but for the poor souls I make immortal on my blog haha. e-mail will be heading your way for sure.

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  3. Yay! The boy asked you out!

    Just be cool... be cool. ITE COAL!

    Funny you.

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  4. Chris - haha, funny you! and I really liked your age post by the bye.

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  5. OK, now I'm hooked. Gotta read all your stories, your history. Love your blog, love finding a new cool girl who blogs!

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  6. Susan - Well thank you! please make yourself comfortable in decoybettyland! November's archives have a 100 things list - if you're interested :)

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  7. Hey ho! ; ) Congrats on the DATE. Of course I'll want details. I know it probably doesn't seem like it when you read my blog, but I do have a hard time deciding how much personal info to put out there too. It's always a balancing act .......

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  8. Hurray for the date! I have some catching up to do too! You're hilarious!

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  9. Twenty Four at Heart - Sup Wench? Well, if/when it actually happens...I'll try to as appropriately as possible spill all the details.

    Jummy - Thanks! I adore your blog!

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  10. 1. Hurray for butterflies in your stomach!

    2. Totally do an 80s montage about the prep work involved.

    3. There is a certification course for bein' a ho, and I'm a black belt offering preparation classes for the exam.

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  11. Burn - I need prep classes for sure.

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