Friday, March 13, 2009

When an online dating site crosses the acceptable sketchosity threshold

In the past 24 hours, I've been asked on a date by the hottest guy whose ever talked to me, we shall call him "short shorts"...later he ignored my question about wanting to maybe go on a walk or get a coffee and suggested that we "should have fun some." When asked if by 'have some fun' he meant 'hook up?' He answered, "that is kind of what I meant, ya." Ew, no.

In the past 24 hours, I've been invited to join a threesome. I am starting to think there is something about me which screams "wants to have a threesome" because this is the 4th (FOURTH) threesome I've been invited to attend (two were heterosexual couples and two invites were lesbian couples; all we're equally awkward). All strangers.

In the past 24 hours, I've been invited to help a man partake in extramarital activities. Um, I'll pass.

In the past 24 hours, a man asked me to have a pajama party in his hotel room with him. He looked like a chipmunk. And not a cute chipmunk, but like Ron's rat when he turns human in Harry Potter.

It's been a lively couple of days, dating site, but the time has come to part ways. Peace out homes.

5 comments:

  1. I've always wondered if some of those dating sites weren't just places for people with sexual fetishes and fantasies to troll for willing participants.

    I'm bummed short shorts has failed the test. I was hoping...

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  2. hmmmmm definitely not a case study for success

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  3. I can comment again! Yey! *clap clap*

    Anyhoo:

    What site is this? It sounds absolutely disgusting slash heavenly. I'm absolutely appalled slash intrigued.

    Dontcha love the stories you'd be able to tell your grandkids, though? (At a reasonable age, I mean)

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  4. Chris - I had high hopes for short shorts too. Dude was foxy.

    Bridget - yup, this experiment was one giant FAIL

    Burn - Yay! Commenting! I know yesterday I was all appalled...today I am a bit more intrigued but shall not go back!

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  5. Wow... and I thought I had it tough. Your past 24 hours takes the cake!

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