Tuesday, March 24, 2009

With my hit single "Back off my uterus, bitch"

1. When I come out with an album it shall be called Death by Jammies.

2. I had this totally weird dream that one of the guys from the dating site kept calling me and I had no time to talk because there was a boa constrictor living in my house. My cat kept trying to attack it until one day my beloved kitty, Maggie, was nearly killed by the boa and as I watched over her body as she struggled to breathe she turned into a fuzzy purple penguin.

3. How do you get a boy to ask you out? I am pretty sure he likes me...

4. I watched an episode of Desperate Housewives last night for the first time in years, when did that show get so crazy?

4 comments:

  1. um, i'm going to answer in reverse.

    4. desperate housewives has been crazy for a couple of years. but now it is so ridiculous that i think that is enough justification to watch.

    3. bat your eyelashes and pray... or ask him out yourself. but very seriously why not ask him out. or drop a hint like what are you up to this weekend. blah blah blah.

    2. when did you get a kitty? or is this kitty from home?

    1. i want an album called death by jammies. just so you know you have 1 fan right here. ;)

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  2. Rhea - A kitty from home. You'll definitely be getting a copy of death by jammies dont you fret! He drops the hints he's all "I am going to a gig this weekend...do you like gigs" and no follow up! and I haven't asked him cuz I am a scaredy-cat (purpley-penguin?)

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  3. Great title! I've never seen Desperate Housewives, and I'm not sure how to get that boy who likes you to ask you out. Ask him!

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  4. Chris - thanks! I know I just should.

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