Tuesday, March 24, 2009

With my hit single "Back off my uterus, bitch"

1. When I come out with an album it shall be called Death by Jammies.

2. I had this totally weird dream that one of the guys from the dating site kept calling me and I had no time to talk because there was a boa constrictor living in my house. My cat kept trying to attack it until one day my beloved kitty, Maggie, was nearly killed by the boa and as I watched over her body as she struggled to breathe she turned into a fuzzy purple penguin.

3. How do you get a boy to ask you out? I am pretty sure he likes me...

4. I watched an episode of Desperate Housewives last night for the first time in years, when did that show get so crazy?


  1. um, i'm going to answer in reverse.

    4. desperate housewives has been crazy for a couple of years. but now it is so ridiculous that i think that is enough justification to watch.

    3. bat your eyelashes and pray... or ask him out yourself. but very seriously why not ask him out. or drop a hint like what are you up to this weekend. blah blah blah.

    2. when did you get a kitty? or is this kitty from home?

    1. i want an album called death by jammies. just so you know you have 1 fan right here. ;)

  2. Rhea - A kitty from home. You'll definitely be getting a copy of death by jammies dont you fret! He drops the hints he's all "I am going to a gig this weekend...do you like gigs" and no follow up! and I haven't asked him cuz I am a scaredy-cat (purpley-penguin?)

  3. Great title! I've never seen Desperate Housewives, and I'm not sure how to get that boy who likes you to ask you out. Ask him!

  4. Chris - thanks! I know I just should.