Monday, September 07, 2009

A Note to James Blake

Dear James,

What's with the choking? You could TAKE Robredo - but no, no you choose to just run around the court and look pretty. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. You got skills, kid. Use 'em.

Let's make out Let's not fight, my love.

I adore you, but do us all a favour and make it to the semi's of a major before you retire. THEN, I'll marry you. Deal? (No, you're right. I'll marry you regardless of how much you win. I can't argue with you - I just get disgruntled when your forehand breaks down).

xo

-D-

6 comments:

  1. Now that's true love...even when your mans down for the count...your still rooting for him. Of course looking pretty helps...he does such a good job of it even when his forehand breaks down...#:-)

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  2. I believe in him, Mr. Anonymous! Oh, I believe! Le sigh. If only he had more confidence in his backhand.

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  3. I Believe in you Miss Decoybetty! You'd be a great catch for any man...just don't be in any big hurry. Wait until Mr Right comes along...just for you...you'll know.
    JMHO...#:-)

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  4. I'll take Robredo, thank you. He is hot hot hot

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  5. Anon - Wow thanks! Yeah, he's out there, you're right. :)

    Bernthis - You can HAVE him! :)

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  6. :-( Since you are stealing my man, can I be your bridesmaid?
    I promise I will behave myself.

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