Today has been an odd day.
As I walked to yoga, a high school boy accidentally palmed my ass. He apologised; I still felt awkward.
I spent about 5 minutes trying figure out how to explain to my chiropractor what is wrong with my back. I don't feel like it's muscular, I feel like my bones are rubbing together in my back. It's bonal. No, no. Wait. That's not word. *snicker* bonal. No, wait. What is it? Oh! Skeletal! heh heh. Bonal.
A first date tomorrow with Inspector Climate. Yikes!
Updated to add (this was the most important part...I can't believe I left it out!): So, I go to hot yoga. The studio is heated to 29 C or 85 F (so not as hot as Bikram), but hot. The women who attend the class are always in various states of undress and there are a few guys who don't wear shirts. But today. Today. Oh, Today. A man was in the class wearing the shortest tightest shorts I've ever seen on a human being. And as he got into down dog and the shorts creeped up his hairy butt I had a hard time focusing on my breathing. It was horrifying. I was moments away from seeing something bonal...and that is NOT how I like to practice yoga.
Good luck with the date. Hope he's not "bonal" !!!
ReplyDeletebwaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteI now have a visual that I cannot shake...
Dickal? - sounds too close to tickle
ReplyDeletePenisal - sounds like an ointment
Penal - actual word
I could keep going. I have a PhD on this after all.
A pretty HUUUUUUGE...
ROFLMAO
Thanks for the visual!
ReplyDeleteHahaha... hot yoga, eh? So I asume that the guy with the hairy butt was not hot?
ReplyDeleteHave fun with your date and have a nice weekend!!!
Selina - Hah, thanks :)
ReplyDeleteKelley - You and me both.
Burn - Also Australians frequently use Dicko as a nickname for Richard...you are funny.
Scrambled Jill - Any time.
DDG - Actually, after class when he put pants on I was like "who's that hot guy!" There is a time and a place for removing one's pants...Yoga is neither the time nor the place!
I hope your bonal problem[s] are resolved soon. Both of them. Damn bones.
ReplyDeleteIt's just that you slay me, you really do!!!
ReplyDeleteChris - If I had a nickel for every unresolved bonal problem...
ReplyDeleteBecky - it's just that you get me...you're the cheese to my Glutano cracker.