Saturday, October 24, 2009

A public service announcement: Boys are distracting...

Inspector Climate is out of town for the weekend, which is for the best because I have like 6 essays to write in the next 2 weeks. Can I get an Oy Vey?

But it doesn't mean I don't think about him while I am supposed to be researching or writing or listening in class or every time my phone vibrates or you know when I inhale or exhale (that's an exaggeration my darlings...sort of).

For obvious reasons, this is unnecessarily distracting.

But he makes me laugh, guys.

Even though he hasn't seen My Cousin Vinny. ("The little deer puts her deer lips down to the cool water and BAM you blow her fuckin head off, do you think the deer is going to care what pants the motherfucker who shot her was wearin'? "- clearly in a Brooklyn accent).

He's on Team Federer and wears stripes.

And have I mentioned his smile? Has that come up? His smile? You know, the intoxicating one? The one that makes me lean towards him whenever it happens.

Be cool, D. Be cool - and by that I mean, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, self. Gee whiz.


  1. Girl, you amaze me. You have really got it going on. You're like the inventor of Girl Game, or something.

  2. Word. I'm trying to do homework too. *sigh*

  3. They are distracting but boy can they be fun to have around. Not all the time, but you know what I mean. But writing papers is important too! It is not much fun but important. At least that's what other people told me.
    Have a nice, educational weekend! :)

  4. Susan - HAH! Hardly game. Just a bit smitten is all.

    Sara - stupid homework.

    DDG - That is their only problem, they ARE fun to have around. And papers aren't always fun...DILEMMA. :)

  5. It maybe Autumn here but it sounds like Spring in Deirdre-land!

  6. Squeeeee! I love that new crush smittenness. We want pictures though! At least of the back of his head or something!

  7. Selina - It is spring! :)

    Ev Rev - Hah! I'll see what I can do.

  8. Oh sigh! I love feeling like that about a guy....smitten is awesome.

  9. Oh - I've been married far too long. How I miss the fun of all that NEWness! : )

  10. Ruby - It is pretty sweet!

    24 @ heart - Aw! That must be nice too. With all that familiarity?