A couple of days ago, I got a letter in the mail that had my English Test results. SURPRISE I passed. In fact, in most sections I more than passed, I passed with flying colours. Ironically, I didn't do so well on the writing portion of the test (I still got a score high enough to allow me to migrate to Australia).
The question was "write a letter to a moving company complaining about damaged goods."
It's possible I got a bit too creative for them and started throwing around big vocab words like "heirloom" and "kitchen aid" and "chipped." Whoops.
I know the suspense was killing you. Allow yourself a big sigh of relief. I can speak English! Well! SURPRISE.
I'm so proud of you yeah you know what blah, balh, blah amd wadda, wadda, wadda, means, right mate?
ReplyDeleteWell done! :)
ReplyDeleteGuess what else you did! You WON: http://bit.ly/7jNzjm
ReplyDeleteNICE! Should've wrote about damaged goods being another way of saying "dirty slut." That'd be awesome.
ReplyDeletelinlah - Obviously.
ReplyDeleteRadogael - Aw, thanks.
Bridget - YAY! I won, I won, I won (I feel like that chick from Little Miss Sunshine!).
Angry Redhead - I'd be lying if I didn't say that that crossed my mind :)