When I am unhappy, I often day-dream about what life will be like when I am happy. And in doing this I've come across the career I think I'd prefer. I hope you're sitting down, because it's a sheer stroke of genius.
I want to be a stay at home mom...to a puppy.
Maybe this one?
I'm not picky.
I think the plan is just brilliant. But for some reason Inspector Climate just shakes his head and laughs at me.
Stay at home bitch ...see that title has a certain ring to it, don't you think?
Oh I would love to be a stay at home mom to my new puppy. I miss him SO much while at work.
ReplyDeleteI think we should get maternity leave for new pets as well :)
"stay at home bitch" - classic. i love you.
ReplyDeletei think the best thing would really be to be independently wealthy and just work for fun or if you feel like it. don't you? that is what i wish for.
Oooh! I want that job toooooo! GREAT choice =)
ReplyDeleteBrilliance.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! Not just a stay at home mom but one of a puppy. score! Sorry you're having a hard time at work. I feel you.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be wonderful? I've been really wanting to leave my job and stay at home but can't justify it. (My mental health doesn't count as a legitimate reason!)
ReplyDeletestay at home bitch! omg i love it.
ReplyDeleteLove and Stuff - I know right? I'd love to stay at home with your new puppy too - is that creepy? totally need maternity leave!
ReplyDeleteRhea - I think I'd not mind work so much if my boss wasn't douchy.
Cammy - Thanks, let's work on it!. Puppies deserve good parenting too (our new slogan?)
Aura - Thank you!
Anastasia - Thank you! Are you having a hard time at work too?
Citymouse - mental health should be a PRIMARY reason.
Bridget - :) I am so glad you like it.