Thursday, August 26, 2010 that's what a panic attack feels like.

I think I've mentioned that my job has been less than stellar recently? In fact, I've been having panic attacks before I leave to work each morning. And then I generally end up crying on my way home.

When I am unhappy, I often day-dream about what life will be like when I am happy. And in doing this I've come across the career I think I'd prefer. I hope you're sitting down, because it's a sheer stroke of genius.

I want to be a stay at home a puppy.

Maybe this one?

I'm not picky.

I think the plan is just brilliant. But for some reason Inspector Climate just shakes his head and laughs at me.

Stay at home bitch ...see that title has a certain ring to it, don't you think?


  1. Oh I would love to be a stay at home mom to my new puppy. I miss him SO much while at work.
    I think we should get maternity leave for new pets as well :)

  2. "stay at home bitch" - classic. i love you.

    i think the best thing would really be to be independently wealthy and just work for fun or if you feel like it. don't you? that is what i wish for.

  3. Oooh! I want that job toooooo! GREAT choice =)

  4. Great idea! Not just a stay at home mom but one of a puppy. score! Sorry you're having a hard time at work. I feel you.

  5. Wouldn't that be wonderful? I've been really wanting to leave my job and stay at home but can't justify it. (My mental health doesn't count as a legitimate reason!)

  6. stay at home bitch! omg i love it.

  7. Love and Stuff - I know right? I'd love to stay at home with your new puppy too - is that creepy? totally need maternity leave!

    Rhea - I think I'd not mind work so much if my boss wasn't douchy.

    Cammy - Thanks, let's work on it!. Puppies deserve good parenting too (our new slogan?)

    Aura - Thank you!

    Anastasia - Thank you! Are you having a hard time at work too?

    Citymouse - mental health should be a PRIMARY reason.

    Bridget - :) I am so glad you like it.