Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Ellen Degeneres, Could you do me a favour?

Hi Ellen,

I've been a big fan of yours for a long time.  Once I tried one of your jokes from your Here and Now show on a guy I was dating.  It did NOT go as planned.

But that's neither here nor there now, because I've fallen love and am getting married at the end of September 2012 in New England. And I was hoping you'd officiate.  The best part is that you don't have to be a justice of the peace or get ordained because technically, my fianc√© and I will already be married. But look, I think your resume could use the boost of having that one extra credential - so go and get ordained if you wish.

Here's the thing Ellen, we already have so much in common.

You married an Australian.

I'm about to marry an Australian.

Your Australian is from Victoria.

My Australian is from Victoria.

There will be a variety of vegetarian gluten free food at the ceremony - and if you're there, there will be dancing. Oh so much dancing.

So anyway, Ellen, would you do me the honour of officiating my 29 September 2012 wedding?

We'll even rent you a Winnebago to be parked on our property so you can be near the action - or a hotel room, look we can iron out the details later.

Much love and respect,

Decoybetty


31 comments:

  1. Haha. Awesomeness. Let me know what she says! ;)

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  2. That would be AMAZE BALLS. Capital "AMAZE." Capital "BALLS."

    http://www.glamkittenslitterbox.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  3. teeheehee! how awesome would that be?! seriously. the best ever.

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  4. If I were Ellen I would TOTALLY come! Can you really say now to vegetarian, gluten free, dancing?!.... i think NOT.

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  5. Ahh I LOVE Ellen! How wonderful would that be?!? I will keep my fingers crossed that she responds to you!
    Happy Monday!
    xo Steph

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  6. How cute! I hope she comes!

    P.s..if you get a chance to see a Ben Barnes film..he's at his best in Dorian Gray!

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  7. Omg, how amazing would that be??!! I hope she answers ;)

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  8. You should totally send her this on her website! She loves stuff like that!

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  9. This would be so great. I love love love Ellen! Saw her show once, and it was so fun. And Dory is one of my all time fave cartoon characters!

    ~ Angela
    grahamandangela.blogspot.com

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  10. You should email her this! Hey, no harm in asking :) And I just read your pickle juice story: gross, gross, gross! What a creep!!!

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  11. If she comes, I'm crashing. Who knows? Maybe my Aussie boyfriend Keith Urban will be there!

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  12. Lol D, I hope she reads and surprises you!!
    xx
    Siddy

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  13. this is great...you should so send this letter to her! she would totally do it!

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  14. Hahaha! I hope she agrees!!!! That would be amazing!!!

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  15. Congrats on your wedding.. and Ellen is the bomb! :)

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  16. i love this!!!! and i seriously hope she finds this and thinks it would be a good resume booster and does it!!!!!! :)

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  17. She better go for this! haha, at least good try :)

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  18. Geeze Deidre that's a pretty sweet deal with the trailer and everything! are you sure you don't want me to do it instead? ;)
    XO
    Sam

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  19. I love Ellen too :) I hope she answers!

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  20. Wouldn't that be amazing! I think you really appealed to her! :)

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  21. That would be the awesomest thing ever!!!

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  22. hahahahaha!!! I hope you are actually sending this request to her!!

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  23. haha... I see you're taking your "ask and you shall receive" policy to the next level :)

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  24. ha. I like this. that would be the funniest wedding ever!

    xoxo

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  25. Heheheh...awesomeness! C'mon, Ellen...say yes. YES, dammit!

    And if anyone will do it, Ellen is the one most likely to...she's all down to earth and shizzle. Hee!

    (Also, if/when you get a chance do check out the singing video since last time you couldn't, heh.)

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  26. awww cutee--that would be soo cool if she did!:)

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  27. If Ellen officiates your wedding I MUST be invited!

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  28. Well, c'mon y'all get yourselves retweeting and tweeting to Ellen! Help a girl out!

    I've emailed, I've tweeted, I've written this post! Now, I need your help!

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  29. YES! Let's get Ellen to your wedding!!!!

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  30. I hope she does it! Good luck! xo style, she wrote

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