This morning as we get ready to get married, we looked over the paper work one more time. The very informative pamphlet suggests that with the unrealistic portrayals of marriage in tv and movies as well as the very different upbringings people have that pre-marriage counselling can be ideal. And so, I decided to make sure Inspector Climate and I were on the same page before we get hitched in just a few short hours.
"I don't want to have kids, how do you feel about that?"
"I like to save money, not spend it"
"We might have to move to the US in a few years"
"But in the long run I want to move to Tassie"
"I want to have a baby lion cub"
"This marriage is off"
"We should have gone to the premartial counselling to learn that exotic pets could be a deal breaker"
"I know, sorry....Ok, fine. How about just kitties and puppies??"
"Yes, we can have kitties and puppies"
"Yay! The wedding's back on!"