Dear Nike, Lacoste, Fila, Adidas, and any other sports wear companies that sponsor women tennis players,
Hello sportswear companies. We need to talk. See, here's the thing. I love tennis season in Australia - it lasts for the month of January and is the only time I can watch tennis on tv throughout the year. And I adore tennis.
I don't discriminate between men's tennis and women's, I love them both. However, I've begun to notice a not so pleasant sweat problem amongst your sportswear on tennis stars. It starts just when the woman in question begins to sweat which inevitably is boob/cleavage sweat. And that soaks through her shirt leaving small sweat marks on her boobs which grow to become a sweat bra and then finally when the match is nearly over a sweat shirt.
Here is my question for you, dear Nike, Lacoste, Fila, Adidas, and any other sports wear companies that sponsor women tennis players, why haven't you made shirts yet that disguise this discoloration due to sweat around the boobs? Surely you are big enough corporations to have a designated "sweat marks" team which is working on this unsightly problem? I'll tell you right now, I'm not leaning towards buying any of your tennis wear (even if it does make me play like Kim Clijsters) if I'm going to have awkward sweat marks that grow out from my nipples.
Just work on it ok?
Love a tennis fan,