Monday, December 17, 2012

Oh those sheep? I keep them under the bed.

Last night, Inspector Climate sat up in bed and loudly exclaimed "What the HELL is happening here?"

I, awakened from my peaceful slumber, muttered "nothing go back to bed"

Of course, we know from previous night time shenanigans, that Inspector Climate does not heed my gentle suggestions of going back to sleep.

"Where are the shitload of sheep from under the bed?"

"Probably out in the paddock" I replied - quite proud of myself for coming up with a semi-coherent answer.

"OK," and that was that.

This morning when I relayed this story to Inspector Climate, who clearly did not remember a word of this conversation, he just was super proud that he had used such alliteration in his sleep.

Because that's the important point here, not that he thought we had sheep living under our bed.

17 comments:

  1. I agree with Katie! I've been told I talk in my sleep but I don't think I ever say such interesting things!

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  2. I agree with Katie-Awesome, with a side of awesome sauce.

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  3. I would like to know what Inspector Climate's ties to animals are...snakes, sheep...there must be something in that subconscious. ;) I'm totally impressed that you came up with the paddock answer in the middle of the night. And love that you have enough of your wits about you to remember these great stories come mooring!!! :)

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  4. *morning, rather than mooring. Oops...

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  5. I am cracking up at this. Half asleep conversations are too funny

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  6. I love it. gotta find those sheep!

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  7. Oh..you two take it to a whole new level of having fun in bed..hehee..

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  8. haha I can't believe this actually happened.... pretty funny!

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  9. This is hilarious! Like all the night talk posts :)

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  10. What a person has to say when he or she are in deep sleep are always so funny. LOL

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