There are some things that people say to you that just stay with you, you know?
For example, the first time Inspector Climate came to my house for dinner and movie. We were sitting on the couch and he was squeezing my calf muscles. In my mind, I thought he was thinking that I had super fat legs because ONE time my mom told me a I have extra wide calfs.
What he was really thinking? "Wow, her calf muscles are so loose, I've never felt anyone's calfs who are so loose" (to put THAT in perspective before Inspector Climate was into climate he was a Physical Therapist. So he has a lots of experience massaging people's calfs) (as an aside, calfs? calves? I've written both so many times they look wrong).
When I was really young a child hood friend told me that the reason I say "Oh my God" was because I'm half Jewish and Jewish people just don't know any better. So I just thought all Jews were potty mouths.
Another childhood friend told me that I had fat fingers and am big boned. And for a long time I believed her.
People used to tell me that I have pretty hair, and you know what they still do. So I'm going to believe that one.
What random comments have people said to you off the cuff that they probably didn't mean quite like they sounded?